Ron Swanson Pulls Out His Tooth – Parks and Recreation
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Ron Swanson Pulls Out His Tooth – Parks and Recreation

-So, while they repaint
the lines in the parking lot, we’re asking everyone
to do street parking. -I’m not street-parking
my Mercedes. -Well, everyone is.
I’m doing it. -‘Cause nobody wants to
steal a Saturn. -Alright, uh,
moving on to recycling. -[ Groans ] -You okay, Ron?
-Just a little tooth pain. I’m fine. Continue. -Okay. Each department
will be getting blue bins — -[ Groans ] -Do you need to go
to the dentist, Ron? -I don’t like dentists. Just a second. -Hey.
-Oh, no, no. -Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. [ All yelling indistinctly ] [ All screaming ] -What the [bleep]?! -Oh, my God!
-I’m sorry, everybody. What were we talking about?
Recycling? Dentist pulled
the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to
demonstrate to your co-workers that you are capable
of withstanding a tremendous amount
of pain. Plus, it’s always fun
to see Tom faint. [ Laughs ]

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21 thoughts on “Ron Swanson Pulls Out His Tooth – Parks and Recreation

  1. What is wrong with people? It isn't their pain.  I laughed and offered Ron a cup of hot coffee. He drank it like it was tap water. Manly man.

  2. Anyone else want a show about Ron and his new Coworkers at that nature reserve in Pawnee? Anyone? I would so watch that

  3. My father actually did that once. But he didn't fake it, he actually pulled out a bad tooth from his mouth with a pair of pliers.

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