Porn Star Problems (with James Deen)
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Porn Star Problems (with James Deen)


– I’m sorry sir, if you just go on… – Hi, I have a cash deposit. – Is it a big deposit? – Um, I mean, by who’s standards? – Oh! I’m so sorry, I
just saw in our system that everything’s down. So I’m gonna need you to
deposit it in the back. – Okay, I have rent to pay, can you please just
get this in my account? – Sure. Could you maybe deposit it… manually? – That’s not how banks work, okay? Take my money. – Fine, but I thought
you’d be a lot more fun. – [Woman] Hello James. – Hi, thanks for taking the time. – You got it. So I was just looking over your brief and you want to start an LLC? – Yeah. Doing the website thing. I figured I should come
talk to an attorney. – So I’ve looked over
all of your paperwork and it seems like you’ve got some very important documents missing. That could be a huge problem. Unreported income is a crime Mr. Deen. It’s a crime that I have to report. But fortunately… there are ways that I can get around that. – I’m gonna go. – Okay, so James, what
brings you in today? – I have a growth on my back. I was just hoping you
could take a quick look. – Yeah, well I’m looking at your x-rays and I’m a bit more
concerned about the growth between your legs. So I’m gonna need you to strip naked and I’ll do a full exam. – Okay, this is just a
mole and it’s right there, and there’s a halo around
it, so I’m pretty concerned. – If you want my help, you’re gonna take those pants off. – My family has a history of skin cancer and I would very much
appreciate it… Stop that! If you could please just very quickly take a look at my back? Stop it! You would not believe the day I’ve had. – Aw. (sighs deeply) – Oh no, no, no. Not right now, come on. (sighs deeply) – I’m gonna go masturbate. – Okay, have fun. I’m gonna finish House of Cards. Whew! That Kevin Spacey!

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100 thoughts on “Porn Star Problems (with James Deen)

  1. You have a boyfriend how is a porn star and you let him go masturbate what 😮 she is really boring

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  3. Not asking as every other guy is seen asking. But what are the real challenges in terms of US Citizenship/Laws for a NON US resident thinking about starting his career as a male adult performer. The whole Behind the scenes/STD Tests/ Shooting issues and all i am pretty much aware of

  4. He looks like Ted Bundy I figured that out like this week and I haven't stopped freaking out my head hurts

  5. We don't respect you because you reject God by doing those sins as if they are not sins. Anyways I pray for you guys to live a good life not an evil shameless sinful life. I pray for you guys but I don't respect nor support your life style. 😘

  6. I think he is not famous for his acting. He is not Marlon Brando for god sake. He has a good package.

  7. he kisses a lot. his eyes are always staring at the girl's face full of love when FXXCKING even bdsm. he's my favorite

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