Nobel. health care. United Nations. // Auto-Tune the News #9
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Nobel. health care. United Nations. // Auto-Tune the News #9


In this common endeavour. All of us work together. We must embrace a new era of engagement… …because the time has come! …because the time has come!
(To smell the hope!) It has to be sustained… …it has to be shared! (Oooh, we can smell the hope!) (The time has come!) (To smell the better world!) (To smell the better world!)
(Oh, fragrance!) A better world to live in, for future generations everywhere. Don’t get sick. That’s right, don’t get sick. If you have insurance… If you have insurance… don’t get sick. If you don’t have insurance… If you don’t have insurance… don’t get sick! If you’re s i c k… If you’re s i c k… DO NOT GET SICK. Just don’t get sick. That’s the Republican’s health care plan. (He has a chart!) (He has a chart!)
(An AnGrY cHaRt!) (He has a chart!)
(An AnGrY cHaRt!)
(A chart that helps us learn!) If you get sick in America… If you get sick in America… DIE QUICKLY. That’s riiiiight! Republicans want you to DIE QUICKLY if you get sick! (I aRgEe!) (He agrees!) (AnGrIlLy!) (Cause he’s angry!) Afford to live? Are we at that point? Are we so heartless? How can we not be united against How can we not be united against deaaath!? My BFF Gilgamesh knows eternal life’s an impossible quest! The resources exist for your father and mine to get the The resources exist for your father and mine to get the SAME The resources exist for your father and mine to get the SAME TREATMENT. Yeah, we’re in agreement… But first we gotta lay down some high speed rail, But first we gotta lay down some high speed rail,
(High speed rail!) Bail out some banks, Bail out some banks,
(Banks!) Save yo’ daddy with the leftover change. How can we be so heartless? How can we be so heartless?
(We’re nihilists!) How can we be so heeeeartless?? How can we be so heeeeartless??
(We’re trying to die quick!) What more obvious role could government have… What more obvious role could government have…
(Ooooh….) Than the defense of the life of each citizen?
(Ooooh….) How is the nobel peace prize decided? Well, uh, that is what people were asking all day today ώέ мίx ά şέςŕέţ ρόţίόή άήȡ ŕόĻĻ ţħέ άήςίέήţ ȡίςέ… ţħέή ħίŕέ ά ғόςùş ģŕόùρ άήȡ ħάνέ ά ħùмάή şάςŕίғίςέ! ţħέή ħίŕέ ά ғόςùş ģŕόùρ άήȡ ħάνέ ά ħùмάή şάςŕίғίςέ!
(Ugh!) A lot of people are asking today. Why do you think the committee’s elected President Obama? Į βẸĹĮẸϋẸ Ã ƤŘĮŻẸ ƑỖŘ ƤẸÃČẸ ŜĤỖǗĹĎ ĞỖ ŤỖ ŤĤẸ βĮĞĞẸŜŤ ŴǗŜŜ! They were giving Obama a prize for not being George Bush! They can smell the hope! They can’t smell the hope!
(Take a deep breath!) And hope a smelly world! And hope a smelly world!
(A deep breath!) And hope a smelly world!
(A deep breath!)
(Tun tun tun!) A better world to live in… …for future …for future generations …for future generations eee …for future generations eee
(Eee) …for future generations eeevery
(Eeevery) …for future generations eeeverywhere.
(Eeeverywhere.) Du-du-du-dun! Du-du-du-dun! Dun-dun! Du-du-du-dun! Dun-dun! Dun-dun. Autotune the news! Autotune the news!
(Autotune the news!) Autotune the news! Autotune the news!
(Autotune the news!) Autotune the news! Autotune the news!
(Autotune the news! Autotune the news!) Gordon Brown sounds better…
(Autotune the news! Autotune the news!) AU AU-TO AU-TO-TU AU-TO-TU-UNED!
(AY!) Autotune the news! Autotune the news!
(Autotune the news!)
(Shawtay!) Autotune the news! Autotune the news!
(Autotune the news!)
(Shawtay!) Autotune the news! Autotune the news!
(Autotune the news! Autotune the news!)
(Shawtay! Shawtay!) Everything sounds better AU AU-TO AU-TO-TU AU-To-TU-UNED! (The smelll of hope) Ooh! Who pooped in hyeah?

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98 thoughts on “Nobel. health care. United Nations. // Auto-Tune the News #9

  1. "Don't get sick
    That's right, don't get sick
    If you have insurance, don't get sick
    If you don't have insurance, don't get sick
    If you're sick, don't get sick
    Just don't get sick
    That's the Republicans' health care plan"

    this is very very very funny !!!!

  2. im from venezuela and i find this stuff highly helarious fucking perfect that impression of hugo chavez getting funny at them speechs every fucking single day of the week

  3. its crazy i used to see reinfeldt as a decent politician before, now all i see is a dirty national traitor who shouldn't be allowed to call himself a swede

  4. I think it would've been better if he went like generatiooooooooooons…..ever get that feeling like you think the singer will hold the note when making a forshadowing tune

  5. I still like this song, it's just a shame that Alan Grayson turned out to be a wife-beater. I liked his stances and politics but had to stop any support of him once that came out.

  6. #9 – My all time favorite ATTN creation. There's still hope for this (exceptionally) smelly world. I sincerely hope you guys can take all of this Trump, Spicer, and Conway material and make some more auto tuned magic.

  7. It'd been at least six years since I'd last watched this, and I still remembered pretty much every single note. That's how catchy this shit is.

  8. 1:24 Are we so heartless? How can we not be united against death?!?! (unless your mom doesn't want to have to take care of you, of course)

  9. don't get sick, that's right don't get sick. If you have insurance don't get sick, If you have insurance don't get sick. If your sick: don't get sick…just don't get sick.

  10. "Resources exist for your father and mine to get the same Treatment!
    Yeah, we're in agreement, But first we gotta lay down some high speed rails,
    bail out some banks then save your Daddy with the leftover change"
    oooooh, ouch.

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